The tooth hangs by a strand of flesh. Last night it brought forth enough blood to simulate a vampire movie, but alas, it remained. This spawned great weeping; for how, the child conjectured, would funds be gathered and applied toward Disneyland without the immediate benefactor-y of the Tooth Fairy?
Sorrow continued past bedtime, but then, quiet ... and finally... Eureka! Glorious light! A vision, a solution!
The child descended the stairs in haste. Gathering paper and pencil, the wee one perched at the dining room table and penned the following:
Translation (as read to the child's father):
Dear Tooth Fairy,
I am sorry I didn't bring a tooth. But it didn't come out. So give me a surprise next morning. I would like to have 2 more dollars.
___Is this the first ever Tooth Fairy IOU? If accepted, what sort of credit debacle would that be?